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The Round Tea Party
You find an invitation for a “Sir Galalot” to a tea party and decide to show up in his stead. Upon entering an unassuming rotunda, you find yourself in the midst of commanders, generals, warlords, and mercenaries having... tea? The gigantic knight donning a golden crown speaks. “Thou art late for Tea?!”
Choices
Enjoy Your Tea
Obtain Royal Poison. Heal to full HP.
What happens...
You grab a teacup and down it one go. It's SCALDING HOT but you don't change your expression. The patrons are stunned by your lack of self preservation. “We meant no offense, Sir Galalot. our sincerest apologies.” You enjoy some tea and crumpets, unaware of the poison you've ingested.
Pick a Fight
Lose 11 HP. Obtain a random Relic.